First of all, I hate when people say, "the cold makes you sick". Nothing about the weather has the power to infect you with a virus or a bacteria. However, it has been shown that low temperatures weaken your immune system, making you susceptible to catching something. Now, "cold" to some people is definitely different to others. But I think we can all agree that 37 degrees is pretty cold. So last Saturday night (average 37 degrees) my big and I tested the theory, "hoes don't get cold". We went to a local bar that's partially outside and inside. We were trying to look cute, like usual, with our cheap, fake Jeffrey Campbell's, high waisted jeans, and cropped "sweaters". By sweaters I mean a long sleeve top that felt like I was naked anyway. My favorite part of the outfit was our overblown confidence- we looked sexy as hell. When we arrived at the bar, we definitely looked more naked than every other girl in sight, but they all looked so good too. I was dumbfounded, how the hell do these girls look so cute and warm at the same time? Maybe it's just my mindset that's flawed; all I have learned to rock is skimpy outfits with my ass and tits out, this weather was out of my league. "Whatever", I thought, "we'll just hang out at the inside bars". That was a great plan until we realized the bartender that hooks it up for us with drinks was working outside- in the freezing cold. So there we were, hot on the outside, cold on the inside, how ironic. The next day, fever. The day after, diagnosed with the flu. Really? Now I'm telling everyone that the cold made me sick. How embarrassing.
P.S. It was later discovered (by me) that it SNOWED that night (in FLORIDA) just an hour after I got home.
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